operation have a gay friend backfired
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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