My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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