i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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