just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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