as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
