Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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