Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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