I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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