Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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