Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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