"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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