Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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