He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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