I beat all of you - I was 3 weeks old. My mom went on a week long cruise and drank a lot and accidentally breast fed me when she came home. You're all pussies.
I got drunk when I was five. I took my dads half full beer bottle and drank it. I passed out. On the floor. And was laughed at. I havnt changed a bit(;
mee 2! except i was 3 when it happened. we were at a baby shower and my mom kept filling my sippy cup up with rum punch, but she thought it was fruit punch. and she wasn't drinking it b/c she hates punch. and after about my ninth cup full she saw me passed out on the floor and rushed me to the ER. i wish i could remember it. pahaha
I was 2. They took me to a neighbors party. I walked around and drank all the beers that were unattended. I did that thing where you walk in a circle and lean over and passed out. Woke up with a wicked hangover and from then on i called it "yucky beer"
1:16 I say BULLSHIT. No mother would give a 3 year old 9 cups of anything. You couldn't have been that thirsty. I don't know who's the bigger moron, you for thinking people would believe that or your parents for having you...
Your parents are losers. Your mom needs to be raped and your dad needs to contract hepatitis. To bad they didn't kill you with thier stupidity then I wouldn't be reading your lame text.
Did I mention you and your parents are stupid?
@1:55 she said "sippy cups" and they don't make sippy cups that small. Any 3 year old would be pissing their brains out and cranky as hell after 9 cups
This is 2:04... You know such people called FATHERS exist, right? She went with her friends, I was with my dad and so siblings. Pretty sure those are capable protectors.
@ 1: 33 am, what if they were Dixie cups? Or something small like that. And OP, they say your brain stops developing after youdtart drinking lmao. You have a mindset of a 4 year old
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