Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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