HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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