either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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