Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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