Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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