Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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