Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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