yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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