She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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