I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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