Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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