she was so not down for the gang bang
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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