btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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