He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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