i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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