Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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