question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
