i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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