fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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