im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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