Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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