Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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