who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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