I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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