Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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