Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
