Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I see more hoeing in ur future
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