oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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