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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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