Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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