i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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