he puts the penis in happiness.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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