fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I need to stop coming to work sober
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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