Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
