I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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