How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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